Irus+2

Battle of the Beggars

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**Arnaeus/ Irus**:(Intro Music) After eating a delicious feast, I decide to release all the evil pains Zeus into my stomach. But, as I waddle to the front porch of Odysseus’ Palace, a good for nothing old, disgusting swineherd trespasses the King’s territory. So I scoff; respect my authority and, “Get off the damn porch, before I haul you/ off by the leg! Can’t you see them giving me the wink/” (18.12-13)!

I know that they definitely want me to fight. Unfortunately, it was the very worst decision of my life. I walk up to the putrid swineherd preparing to fight. But suddenly, a pair of massive, muscular arms pops out from his head. The rest of the man stand their, jaws dropping one by one. /Now lets get to the point… The fight begins.Right and left I throw punches.

The herder gets hit one by one. But then, punches my gut...Not something I would like to remember. After, I draw back; I see a great fry in his eyes like two paths of fire with no return when entering. After my last punch, his huge first blocks the sun and!... (Banging Sound effect) My jawbone shatters faster than glass. Smothering my face with blood, the unknown Hercules tosses me across the yard through the porch. Lying there in agony, I see the light. Trying to run to the Gods, I slowly begin fall farther from the white pathway with so much food behind its gates I continue to fall through a massive hole hoping to grab the sides hanging to try to climb back up. The farther I fell, the hotter it got…
 * The Devil: **Mush- ha- ha –ha!