Ino

Ino's "Cute Guy"
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1. MUSIC: HAPPY BEACH MUSIC.

2. INO: Hi! I'm Ino. I'm a sea nymph hear Phaecia. Oh my god I've never been interviewed before...ok...So! I was sitting at that reef, you know, over by the Phaecian island, and all of the sudden this really cute guy is struck by lightening

3. SOUND: THUNDER.

4. INO: and starts getting tossed around and stuff and I'm like oh my god he's so cute and I mean cute like kind of short, cute curly hair, nice eyes-anyways not important. So I know immediately that Poseidon's the one that hit him 'cause Poseidon is like always getting pissed at everybody even me even though I'm Cadmus's daughter so he should like me but yeah, anyways, so I though cute guy versus pissed-off sea dude, obviously I'm going to choose cute guy. So I come up to talk with him and tell him to leave his boat piece he's holding onto and I'll lend him my scarf and he can tie it around his waist and he'd be fine but like he doesn't believe me and was all paranoid about it but I mean you can't blame him, you know? I mean he's been tossed around for god knows how long and been through so much I mean I'm not defending him or anything I'm just saying....whatever. Anyways cute guy didn't take my advice for two days but I followed him floating around just, you know, to make sure he was alright. So finally he starts to swim to the island

5. SOUND: SWIMMING.

6. INO: and I'm like ‘Go, cute guy, go!’ And then this giant wave comes crashing and I was like ‘No!’ and then it caught him and he crashed into a reef and I was like ‘Pshh spaz!’ but it ended up being a good thing 'cause like he was able to hold onto them as another wave crashed onto him.

7. SOUND: WAVE CRASHING.

8. INO: Finally, after like ever, he prays to the gods and is able to get onto the land. Oh my god it was so intense, but then like, I never say him again. 2. So if you know what happened to him or know where I can find him or anything-does he have a girlfriend? A wife?! O...ok...

9. MUSIC: HAPPY BEACH MUSIC (SAME AS INTRODUCTION).